Guys and Dolls (1955)

Stubby Kaye: Nicely-Nicely Johnson

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Quotes 

• Nicely Nicely Johnson : Nicely, nicely.

  Sky Masterson : I didn't ask how you are.

  Nicely Nicely Johnson : Don't.

• Harry the Horse : I just acquired five thousand fish.

  Nicely Nicely Johnson : Five thousand? If it can be told, where did you take on this fine bundle of lettuce?

  Harry the Horse : I have nothing to hide. I collected the reward on my father.

  Benny Southstreet : It is an advantage to have a successful father. Nobody ever wanted my old man for as much as five hundred.

• Nathan Detroit : [singing]  What's playing at the Roxy? I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy. Picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl that he sacrifices everything and moves all the ways to Biloxi. That's what's playing at the Roxy.

  Benny Southstreet : [singing]  What's in the daily news? I'll tell you what's in the daily news. Story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby with what otherwise would have been his union dues. That's what's in the daily news.

  Nicely Nicely Johnson : [singing]  What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over. Guy sitting home by a television set who used to be something of a rover. That's what's happening all over.

  Nathan Detroit , Benny Southstreet , Nicely Nicely Johnson : [singing]  Love is the thing that has licked 'em!

  Nathan Detroit : [singing]  And it looks like I'm just another victim.