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Quotes
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Harry : [Upon discovering a rocket that has just landed] What's that?
Mugsy : If I didn't see with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
Harry : What is it?
Mugsy : Are you kiddin'? That's a spaceship. Them guys weren't from Mardi Gras, they're from Mars.
Harry : What's Mars? Is that anywheres near Hoboken?
Mugsy : What's Mars! Mars is a planet. A planet is a thing that goes revolving around in space.
Harry : How did it get up there?
Mugsy : Well, it all depends whether you subscribe to the Laplacian theory of 1796 or whether you subscribe to the tidal theory formulated by somebody in 1919.
Harry : Gee, must be wonderful to have education.
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Mugsy : Stop foolin' around with them instruments! We'll wait for them Martians to come and let them run the ship.
Harry : Hey, talk about foolin' around, they got any dames in this Mars place?
Mugsy : Naturally they got dames. I seen pictures from there. They got big heads, four arms, and wireless aerials growin' out of their ears.
Harry : That don't sound very entrancing to me.
Mugsy : They don't sound no worse then some of them beagles I seen you keepin' company with.
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Mugsy : [to Allura] Ah, fair flower of Venus. The sight of you makes my lips burn for your kisses. It kindles the fires of love in my heart. The flames sear my soul.
Orville : Squirt the hose on him, put the fire out, and put him in the dungeon.
Venusian Captain Olivia : Yes, oh mighty King.