- Dorinda Hatch: Well, what makes HER so important ?
- Potsy: She don't take no "stuff" from nobody... unless she wants to. Then she takes anything that isn't nailed down.
- Dorinda Hatch: Well, I think it's disgusting. Why any woman could get a man like that if she wanted to. I know I could... couldn't I ?
- Potsy: You don't have the stuff it takes to take the stuff you don't have.
- Bill Shelby: Look, this went out with silent pictures. You-you don't want to waste that piece of the pie.
- Matthew Huntington Hatch: Me boy! You're an author. I'm proud of you. Permit me to present you with this pencil, personally sharpened by Matthew Huntington Hatch.
- Dorinda Hatch: Women do wear hats. Especially if they write books like mine.
- Bill Shelby: Well, the way I see it, you wrote the book with your brain, and your brain is normally in your head, so let's take a look at your head, huh?
- Dorinda Hatch: That's logical.