Alan Young: Avery Brubaker
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Quotes
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Avery Brubaker : Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Lynn Belvedere : The point is well taken.
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Avery Brubaker : Mrs. Chase, don't you have to be a single girl to be a member of a sorority? I mean, you can't have a family and belong, can you?
Mrs. Chase : That's right.
Avery Brubaker : Then why are you rushing Ellen Baker? She's got a three-year-old kid.
Mrs. Chase : She's what?
Lynn Belvedere : [Interrupting] The dishes, Mr. Brubaker.
Avery Brubaker : I saw him today. He threw a tomato at me, and it had a can around it.
Mrs. Chase : He?
Avery Brubaker : She's got a little boy. His name is Davy. I saw him with my own eyes.
Mrs. Chase : [Shocked] A little...
Lynn Belvedere : Mrs. Chase, there's no cause for alarms or excursions. Many women have a son, you included. It requires no particular talent.
