- Max O'Hara: [to a table of drunks] Listen you guys, cut out the rough stuff or I'll feed you to the lions. The kid's cigarettes will be on your check. Enjoy yourselves... gentlemen.
- Crawford: [amidst animal growls] It can't be; we're a hundred miles from that country - but it is, I swear it is! Ali, get me my gun - *big* gun!
- Jill Young: [after O'Hara and Crawford have fled] Aren't you afraid of Joe?
- Gregg Johnson: I sure am, but I don't want him to know it.
- Max O'Hara: Come on, Windy, I got a million things to do.
- Windy: You got time for this.
- [turns on movie projector. Jill and Gregg come into the scene]
- Max O'Hara: Hey, it's the kids!
- Windy: Crawford told me to spring it on you. He shot it when he was down there.
- Max O'Hara: [calling to the screen] Hey, Jill.
- Jill Young: [silently] Hello Max.
- Max O'Hara: Hey, they said "Hello, Max".
- Max O'Hara: [Joe walks into the scene. O'Hara steps back] *Yipe*.
- Max O'Hara: [clutching his chest and staggering] Oh! I think I'm gonna have another heart attack!
- Schultz: [pushing O'Hara into a police car] Fine, have it in there!
- Max O'Hara: We're goin' to Africa- we're gonna lassoo lions.
- Windy: But Maxie, you can buy all the lions you want in California!
- Windy: [Dramatically] But don't you understand? I'm going to be in terrible danger - in darkest Africa!
- Agent: Maxie, I can get you a great act; it can work on a raft.
- Max O'Hara: What?
- Agent: Monkeys!
- Max O'Hara: Aw, nix, cut it out, will ya'?
- Bartender: [In response to a patron asking about the safety glass that shields her from the lions] Don't worry, lady; O'Hara had it made special.
- [raps his knuckles on the glass twice]
- Bartender: That'll hold *anything*.
- Golden Safari patron: [walking through the Golden Safari] Gee, this looks just like Africa.
- Her escort: How would you know? You've never been out of the state.
- Nightclub patron: [condescendingly to her escort as they are being led to an upstairs table] And I thought you knew every headwaiter in town.
- Max O'Hara: And they lived happily ever after.
- Windy: I sure hope so.
- Max O'Hara: Oh, they will. They're back home where they belong.
- Gregg: [a caged Joe has pushed his dinner tray on the floor] Looks like you lost your appetite. So have I.
- Obrinsky: Captain O'Toole? This is Obrinsky. We got a report on the gorilla. This is the *real* thing.