- Sister Parker: He's a foundling, his father left his mother before he was born. Do you know what that means?
- Yank: He sure is!
- [referring to his purchase of a farm back in Scotland]
- Cpl. Lachlan 'Lachie' MacLachlan: I put my money to better use. It's in Scotland - in the earth.
- Yank: I knew it! He's got it buried in a tin can!
- Cpl. Lachlan 'Lachie' MacLachlan: I've come to the conclusion the world would be a healthier place if more people were sick.