- Carlos Manning: In the 18th century, the King of Spain made a grant of about ten acres of land in the heart of this city to Don Quintus Quantero and his heirs for all time... now, that grant is still good, still legal - and I am one of the descendants of old Don Q.
- [discussing the deceased conman, "Jake the Bridegroom"]
- Dolores Quantero: I wonder if any of the ladies he left waiting at the church will attend his funeral.
- Cliff Roberts: I doubt it, but some of them may send him orange blossoms.