- Calamity Jane: Hiya, boys!
- Bob Holliday: Hello, Jane. When did you get in town?
- Calamity Jane: A few minutes ago. Just hit the jackpot, so I'm buying the drinks.
- Bob Holliday: Busy now.
- Calamity Jane: Aw, now, a lady don't enjoy drinking by herself. We sitting together at the show tonight?
- Bob Holliday: Maybe. You going home and change your clothes? Don't you ever wear dresses anymore?
- Calamity Jane: Not unless I have to. Makes me feel too darn effeminate.
- Calamity Jane: I want to see what a "lady" looks like.
- Anne Grayson: Well really, I...
- Jim Holliday: Jane, there's been a mistake.
- Calamity Jane: A big mistake. So you thought you could horn in, did ya? Well, there ain't no place in this camp for ladies. You're going out on the next stage.
- Jim Holliday: [to Anne] Oh, this is Jane, eh...
- Calamity Jane: Never mind the introductions. I'll tell her who I am. Me and Bob helped settle this town. We trapped for food 'fore the wagon trains come, and we fought Indians 'fore there were soldiers. And when the smallpox hit us, I nursed him through it. Could you have done that, with your pretty face and your fine clothes?
- Jim Holliday: If you'd only listen to me...
- Calamity Jane: I've listened long enough. I'm doing the talkin' now. No frizzly-haired, hoity-toity petticoat rustler's going to beat my time.