- Duke of Ephesus: Tell you what to do - get yourself a good hangover and you'll actually enjoy having your head cut off.
- Phyllis: You must be the happiest man in the world.
- Antipholus of Ephesus: I?
- Phyllis: Mm hm. Because you're in love with yourself and you haven't a rival in the whole world.
- Angelo: You know, I believe he's trying to turn things around - so that instead of him owing us, we owe him.
- Luce: Why you broken down little weasel, you. I think you just married me for my money.
- Dromio of Ephesus: Well, if I did, I earned it.
- Adriana: Drinking and singing! Can I let that man out of my sight for a minute before he starts having a good time?
- Angelo: We got your highness' invitation.
- Duke of Ephesus: That wasn't an invitation - it was a summons.