- Sergeant Bingham: Can you not forget your profession just for 5 minutes and stop behaving like a prize bloodhound. I tell you, we'd have had a better holiday at Scotland Yard.
- Inspector Hornleigh: Now I'm the sort of bloke who's seasick when he looks at the Serpentine, but I know the difference between port and starboard and Captain Fraser, late of the Royal Navy, does not!