Hare-um Scare-um (1939)

Mel Blanc: Hunter, Rabbit, Dog

Quotes 

• [impersonating a motorcycle cop] 

  Rabbit : Going a little fast, weren't ya, buddy? You're on the wrong side of the street, too.

  [Sniffs] 

  Rabbit : Hmm. Intoxicated. Let's see your driver's license. Just as I thought, haven't got one. You know what this'll cost you? Thirty days... hath September, April, June, and Montana. All the rest have cold weather, except in the summer, which isn't often.

• Rabbit : Celery. Mighty fine nerve tonic - and, boy, have I got nerve!

• Rabbit : You don't have to be crazy to do this, but it sure helps.

• Rabbit : [singing]  All the world was gay, swinging on its way/ Things were looking brighter day by day/ Nothin' ever wrong, life was just a song/ Till that Looney Tune came along/Ohhhhhh, I'm going cuckoo, woo-woo!/ Here comes the choo-choo, woo-woo!/ I'm so gooney, Looney Tuney, tetched in the head/ Please pass the ketchup, I think I'll go to bed!/ Am I the screwball, woo-woo/ Throw me the eightball, woo-woo/ Once I knew a thing or two/now I'm a buckaroo/ Hinky-dinky parlais... vous-woo!

• Rabbit : [disguised as a doctor]  Do you have dizzy spells? Do you see spots? Do your ears ring? Are you subject to fits? So am I. Maybe that's what's the matter with me!

• [Last lines] 

  Hunter : Come back here and fight like a man! I can lick you and your whole family!

  [Hundreds of rabbits appear with their dukes up; fade out]