Traveling Saleslady (1935)
Joan Blondell: Angela Twitchell
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Quotes
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Murdock : How about this, then, chief? I've... a grand idea for a contest. We offer a prize to the girl with the loveliest teeth and prettiest smile.
Rufus Twitchell : No, what next?
Angela Twitchell : Gee, Dad, I think that's a great idea.
Rufus Twitchell : I am not interested in contests or in your opinion, Angela.
Angela Twitchell : Why not? It sounds swell!
Murdock : There you are chief! That's the women's angle for you.
Rufus Twitchell : She knows absolutely nothing about business. No woman does.
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Angela Twitchell : Martini. Manhattan. Old Fashioned. Port. Gin. Sherry. Rye. Bourbon. Scotch. Bacardi. Burgundy. And sauternes. Like it, Mr. McNeill?
Andy McNeill : Mmm. Slick!
Angela Twitchell : Try this. With a gargle like that, it'd be a pleasure to have a sore throat.
Andy McNeill : I shouldn't wonder but what you got something there.
Angela Twitchell : I got people brushing their teeth twenty times a day.
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Schmidt : So, it's a business woman you are, Miss Twitchell. Not just a pretty girl. Well, tell me, how did your father ever let you skip away from him?
Angela Twitchell : For a long time I've asked Dad for a job at his plant. But, because I'm a woman he won't hear of it.
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Claudette : Little girl, have you ever been inside a Ruggles Drug Store?
Angela Twitchell : Of course! Who hasn't?
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Pat O'Connor : Sorry, I've got the industry pretty well tied up. You better switch to ladies underwear or corsets.
Angela Twitchell : Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you, Mr. O'Connor.
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Pat O'Connor : Oh, you wouldn't steal a poor traveling salesman's business away now, would you?
Angela Twitchell : When I do, try suspenders or shoelaces.
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Andy McNeill : Have you been on the road long, Miss Smith?
Angela Twitchell : No, this is my first trip.
Andy McNeill : Well, how about having dinner with me tonight?
Angela Twitchell : I've been on the road long enough to know the answer to that! But, I will have dinner with you next trip - when I need a bigger order.
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Pat O'Connor : Hello Andy.
Andy McNeill : Hello, Pat. Glad to see you. So, you two know each other?
Angela Twitchell : We've met; but, we don't know each other.
Andy McNeill : Boy, watch your step. She's got a line of goods that's dynamite.
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Pat O'Connor : There you go talking shop again. Its eight o'clock. Let's make an agreement - after eight o'clock no toothpaste talk.
Angela Twitchell : Okay. From eight AM till eight PM - deadly enemies.
Pat O'Connor : Okay. And from eight PM to eight AM?
Angela Twitchell : Time will tell.
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Angela Twitchell : Hello. Isn't this a marvelous age we live in. We are both going to the same town. You're leaving at midnight and I'm leaving at nine o'clock and we're on the same train. I guess that's what Einstein meant by relativity.
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Pat O'Connor : You are, without a doubt, the most unethical, unscrupulous. conniving, sales person I've ever had the bad luck to run into. You've knifed me, you've cut my throat, you've stolen my business. Male or female, I'd like to break your neck.
Angela Twitchell : Why don't you!
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Angela Twitchell : I'm only human. I'd kinda hate to take business away from the man I'm falling in love with.
Pat O'Connor : Come here a minute. Did you say falling?
Angela Twitchell : Fell.
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Angela Twitchell : Elmer, wouldn't you like a lovely office with a pretty secretary instead of messing around with all those things?
Elmer : Oh, no. My place is with my test tubes. When I make teeth white - I will now make them glisten.
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Angela Twitchell : After dinner with him, what did you do?
Pat O'Connor : I tried to find you.
Angela Twitchell : Did you look in the phone book?
Pat O'Connor : Darling, there's 4,555 and one-half Martha Smiths in New York. Started to call them, but I ran out of nickels.
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Angela Twitchell : You going on the Century?
Pat O'Connor : No, I'm going to fly.
Angela Twitchell : Oh, darling, I hate the idea of you flying. Something might happen to you.
Pat O'Connor : Oh, that's absurd.
Angela Twitchell : Oh, promise me you won't fly. I can't bear the thought of you in the air.
Pat O'Connor : Well, honey, if you feel that way about it.
Angela Twitchell : Let's meet at the train, shall we?
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Pat O'Connor's Uncle : He's good and sore. You'll never square yourself now.
Angela Twitchell : Don't you think so?
Pat O'Connor's Uncle : He's mad!
Angela Twitchell : Oh, you'd be surprised what I can square after eight o'clock.
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Claudette : So, you've been two-timing on me, huh! After all that toothpaste I bought from you. Well, I'm through with men from now on!
Angela Twitchell : So am I! They're not to be trusted. Let's get outta here!
Pat O'Connor : Wait a minute!
Angela Twitchell , Claudette : Gigolo!
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Angela Twitchell : You take care of this merger, I've got an important one of my own!
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Angela Twitchell : Pat! Pat!
Pat O'Connor : What do you want?
Angela Twitchell : I want to go to Niagara Falls.
Pat O'Connor : Can you swim?
Angela Twitchell : No. But, I can cook!