- Jim 'Buck' Turner: What's that? A gun?
- Joe: What do you think?
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: All right, pull it out and we'll see who gets it. Come on, pull it out! Pull it out!
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Oh, boy, oh, boy, what times we used to have. Say, Buck, remember that afternoon in Louisville when my nightgown caught on fire?
- Joe: Yeah and I almost didn't get it off ya in time. Remember that?
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Don't you think I ought to get a job? I know hats...
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: No! I won't stand for it.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Jim, lots of married women work. Nobody thinks anything about it.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Well, I said no!
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Well, boys, I got plenty of dough now. Come on, I'll go out and buy the wife a hat.
- Joe: At this time of night?
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Sure. I know a place that stays open. My wife showed me a hat in the window the other night.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Here, Suntan. Go with it as far as it will take you.
- George, the Train Porter: Yes, sir! Anything you and the lady want, you just ask George.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: All right, George.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Always the big shot, huh?
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Oh, I'm just paying for service, Marge.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Say what is this stuff?
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Looks like bamboo.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Bamboo, huh? We're pretty swell, ain't we? Our own home and our own backyard with bamboo in it.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: And our neighbors radio going day and night.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Yeah, nice and cheerful.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Come on, supper, Jim, is almost ready.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Aw, come here!
- [gives Marge a passionate kiss]
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Jim! Jim don't do that. The neighbors will think we're not married.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Well, let's pretend we ain't.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: Jim!
- [the two walk off and Jim slaps Marge on her behind]
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Where you been keepin' yourself? Oh, come on, give Mama a big hug.
- Joe: Hey, hey, hey. I'm married now.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Don't tell me you turned decent on me.
- Joe: Yeah.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Not legally.
- Joe: Yeah. Handcuffs and everything.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Another good man on the straight and narrow.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Look, now I got an idea. That chariot of mine gonna call for me and Fallen in about a half an hour. Now, why don't we come over and pick you up and go out and have a big feed!
- Joe: Oh, I'm afraid it's too late tonight, Val.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Now, what's the idea of keeping that Mrs. Buck Turner in the icebox? I bet she's dyin' to go out and ring a couple-a doorbells.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: And you actually thought I'd go out with those people? With that frowzy, over-painted creature! She's got the manners of a stablehand.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Oh, Val ain't so bad after you get to know her.
- Marge Mayhew Turner: You ought to know. I guess you've been intimate enough with her!
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: When things get so bad, they can't get any worse, they got to start gettin' better. Hey, come on, let's go upstairs and see if that old wheel still spins. A hundred dollar limit and all the champagne you can soak up.
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: I only got twenty bucks.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Well, that's enough for a starter. Come on.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Well, where you goin', baby?
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Well, Birdy and me were just going out for a walk.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Oh, yeah? Over to the Gaiety to blow that roll?
- Jim 'Buck' Turner: Aw, blow your grandma. Say, I can't lose this week. I'm lucky! I'm gonna roll up that 5Gs and do another big hunk of ice for ya.
- Valerie 'Val' Wilson: Are you gonna be a chump all your life?