Meet the Baron (1933)
Henry Kolker: Baron Munchausen
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Baron Munchausen : Uhh...
Julius : Was you there?
Baron Munchausen : No, I wasn't there.
Julius : So I did it!
Baron Munchausen : Shut up!
Julius : By jove, I remember it like it was yesterday.
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : Maybe it was yesterday.
Julius : No, let me zee, it was nineteen-hundred-zixteen. He was right up there...
Baron Munchausen : Hear anything, Julius?
Julius : No, Baron Munchhausen.
Baron Munchausen : You, McGoo? Smell any lions?
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : No, Baron.
Julius : And if Joe don't smell no lions, there ain't no lions.
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : I'd be very much obliged if you kept my nose out of your affairs.
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Julius : Zo, it was nineteen hundert sixteen, right here in the zame jungle. I was surrounded by 55 tigers...
Baron Munchausen : Will you shut up? I won't have my servants lying!
Julius : Please, Baron, if that's a lie, I hope I never - Wait, you're right; that is a lie.
Baron Munchausen : Of course it is.
Julius : It was nineteen hundert seventeen!
Baron Munchausen : Ohh...
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Baron Munchausen : Julius! Julius! Where is that fool?
Baron Munchausen : [the Baron looks up and sees Julius has climbed a tree] Come down here!
Julius : I'm comin'.
Baron Munchausen : Watch yourself now.
Julius : Don't worry, Baron, I'm all right.
Baron Munchausen : I don't care about you, it's the water! We've only enough to last us 'til we hit the river! Careful!
Baron Munchausen : [Julius accidentally lets a canteen drop to the ground] Ohh! You imbecile! You moron! Do you realize that this is all the water we have left? Enough to last us for just one day? We'll never get out of this alive!
Julius : But Baron, please...
Baron Munchausen : After trying for 10 years to get back to civilization, I had to find you two! How'd you ever get here in the first place?
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : We tried to tell you, but you was always engrossed in matters petite! Julius here wss a pants presser on the boat.
Julius : Yeah, please, "vallet"!
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : So you was a wallet; I was a mess boy, and nobody made a prettier mess on that boat than I did!
Julius : The captain beat us up, so one day, we made up our minds to skip the skipper.
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : And we swam to shore! Well, a man has gotta eat, so we started around looking for fruits and nuts.
Julius : And we found you.
Joe McGoo - the Favorite 'Schnozzle' of the Screen : The rest is history!
Baron Munchausen : Give me that water, I'll take care of it! There isn't a chance in a million of our ever reaching the river!