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- Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
- He told you about little Omar. stop acting like you didn't know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it's haraam. you're just - haraam.
- You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
- the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water - you ever feel that? like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
- Ramy gets into a sticky situation after his bachelor party with the crew goes wrong.
- Masr um el dunya... and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You'll see, baba. Inshallah.
- yes. mexicans can go to heaven.
- can we just pray together?
- Are you watching horse porn?
- Ramy, Ramy, Ramy, Harami.
- The prayer mat is not for sale.
- The whole village cries.
- Austin Powers is classic cinema.
- Maktoub.
- Emotional labor.
- Praying. Be back soon.
- Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you'll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn - bro, close the MacBook. No porn.
- Ramy, habibi, it's Mom. Why don't you call back? You don't text, you don't answer, you don't even check this voicemail... astaghfirullah... call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
- You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself - why don't you do something for someone else? Help Steve.
- Everyone's suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don't draw attention to yourself. It'll all die down - maybe. Just don't ask how..