- [on the 2019 Australian Federal election] Well, Australia may be f*cked and the whole planet not far behind but I am at the best, most brilliant and cool wedding I have ever been too. So I shall just dance & get pissed & stick two rude fingers up at all the truculent turds who voted to turn backwards.
- When you have a society where women's main currency is really their sexual favours, their ability to reproduce, then a lot of what women do is a form of prostitution.
- We should adopt a licence fee model like the BBC for the ABC, to protect it from ideologically driven government whims.
- [on Noni Hazlehurst] Shut the f&@$k up and go back to private school.
- Jill Biden has had three children herself, out of her vagina. No man's done that.
- I'd be proud if my farts had rhythm.
- Whitlam f*cked us, Gillard betrayed us. I know, you don't like to hear it but it's true.
- I don't care if it's halal, kosher, organic or contains sugar. If I like it, I'll eat it.
- COVID has helped many of us - not just those of us who are growing old - to reassess our priorities and to stop chasing false gods. Many people have had to accept a smaller income and a check to their ambitions, and we've all had to accept more realistic and achievable goals.
- Andrew O'Keefe is very, very smart. Hilarious and big-hearted too. I am an unabashed fan.
- [on Anthony Albanese] BBC focuses on Albo entering the church - it's clear the commentators have no idea who he is.
- The only jobs the ALP really cares about are their own.
- Young fools often grow up to be old fools - just look at some of our older world leaders, especially recently.
- I don't like any sport. I don't even watch the Olympics. I make no judgement as to which is good or bad. All equally incomprehensible to me.
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