Regarding ex-lovers, she's quoted as saying: "I wish they'd move back to where they came from in the Midwest or some place. I don't want to see them on billboards or in magazines. It's heartbreaking. I'm very sensitive, and it's hard for me."

I hate to break it to you Selma but this isn't "your world and the rest of us just live in it". Your exes certainly dodged a bullet, didn't they?