Worst Ever!
The worst of the worst! This is the worst schlock I've ever had the displeasure to see!
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- DirectorGeorge MillerStarsTom HardyCharlize TheronNicholas HoultIn a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in search for her homeland with the aid of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshiper and a drifter named Max.No plot, a heavy-handed and amateurish political message crafted with the help of the writer of The Vagina Monologues, and Charlize Theron's atrocious acting combine to make this the worst (and funniest) thing I've ever seen. And some people take it seriously! Haha!
- DirectorLee TamahoriStarsPierce BrosnanHalle BerryRosamund PikeJames Bond is sent to investigate the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a diamond mogul, who is funding the development of an international space weapon.How do you make a movie SO CORNY that you have to reboot James Bond??
- DirectorF. Gary GrayStarsJohn TravoltaUma ThurmanDwayne JohnsonDisenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music executive on the way.Contrary to what the title advertises, this movie was anything but cool.
- DirectorKevin WilliamsonStarsHelen MirrenMarisa CoughlanKatie HolmesThe story of a girl who is willing to do anything to become Valedictorian, even if it means murdering the teacher that stands in her way.I think this may have been the height of '90s teen movie idiocy.
- DirectorAdam MarcusStarsJohn D. LeMayKari KeeganKane HodderSerial killer Jason Voorhees' supernatural origins are revealed.Not only was it not the "Final Friday," but Jason wasn't even in the movie! I have a pretty low standard for slasher flicks, but come on!
- DirectorAdam ShankmanStarsJulianne HoughDiego BonetaTom CruiseA small-town girl and a city boy meet on the Sunset Strip while pursuing their Hollywood dreams.Cornball. Cornball. Cornball.
- DirectorGreg CoolidgeStarsJessica SimpsonDane CookDax ShepardA slacker competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee.I can't tell who's worse: Dane Cook or Jessica Simpson.
- DirectorUwe BollStarsJonathan CherryTyron LeitsoClint HowardA group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.I don't want to fight Uwe Boll, but this movie still sucked.
- DirectorNeil LaButeStarsNicolas CageEllen BurstynLeelee SobieskiA sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.I've never yelled so hard at my screen before. NEVER.
- DirectorWolfgang PetersenStarsDennis QuaidLouis Gossett Jr.Brion JamesDuring a long space war, the lives of two wounded enemies become dependent on their ability to forgive and to trust.Anything with Dennis Quaid is guaranteed to be a train wreck.
(Except Pandorum and Any Given Sunday) - DirectorDavid WorthStarsRobert GintyPersis KhambattaDonald PleasenceA nomad mercenary on a high-tech motorcycle helps bring about the downfall of the evil Orwellian government, the Omega.This Mad Max rip-off was almost as bad as Fury Road!
- DirectorArch Hall Sr.StarsArch Hall Jr.Marilyn ManningRichard KielTeenagers stumble across a prehistoric caveman, who goes on a rampage.Why? Why? Why couldn't they have just killed the lead character??
- DirectorRichard AsheStarsChase CordellLeigh DrakeGregorio SalaIn New Mexico mineralogist student Paul Carlson is struck in the head by a tiny shard of a meteor causing him to unknowingly transform into a bloodthirsty reptilian creature.I don't make it a habit to watch complete crap, so thank you Mystery Science Theater for all the laughs!
- DirectorPitofStarsHalle BerrySharon StoneBenjamin BrattA shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.Halle Berry has really never been worthy of top billing, has she?
- DirectorSam MraovichStarsSam MraovichJamie Brett GabelMichael HaboushA pair of recently married gay men are threatened by the brother of one of the partners, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church.I know it's a home movie and not a major motion picture like the rest, but I had the displeasure to see this stinker back when it held the illustrious title of Bottom 1 at IMDb!
- DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsRussell CroweJennifer ConnellyAnthony HopkinsNoah is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world.This was a monument to stupidity.
- DirectorPhilippe DiazStarsAhmad Tejan KabbahFoday SankohMike LaminThe story of the war the international community waged against civil war stricken Sierra Leone.This movie was made by people who sympathize with the RUF in Sierra Leone, (the guys who rape and cut off the hands of everyone who disagrees with them). Needless to say, it didn't sit well with this enlightened reviewer.
- DirectorScott StewartStarsPaul BettanyDennis QuaidCharles S. DuttonWhen a group of strangers at a dusty roadside diner come under attack by demonic forces, their only chance for survival lies with an archangel named Michael, who informs a pregnant waitress that her unborn child is humanity's last hope.Dennis Quaid.
- DirectorBill RebaneStarsTom BlairJim IaquintaCarol PerryThree bored millionaires gather nine people in an old mansion, and give them a proposition--if they can meet and conquer their biggest fears, they'll get one million dollars in cash.Bill Rebane has to be the biggest embarassment to the midwest... well, outside of everything else about the midwest.
- DirectorTodd SheetsStarsMike HellmanBobby WestrickCharles MonroeA newlywed couple move into their new house. What they don't realize is that the previous owner of the house raised a monstrous creature from the depths of hell! Now it's coming back to make up for lost time.I'm pretty sure director Todd Sheets used hot dog chunks and spaghetti for blood and guts in this one. Don't quote me on it, though.