Horribly inapropriate movies that kids will love:
Face it, there are some movies that, while horribly innapropriate for kids, will appeal directly to them for a multitude of reasons.
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- DirectorJohn WatersStarsDivineDavid LocharyMary Vivian PearceNotorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine goes up against a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".People doing gross sh!t for 2 hours straight and acting like morons. Kids love this kind of crap, just look at anything on Cartoon Network.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEmbeth DavidtzMarcus GilbertWhen Ash Williams is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead in order to return home.Basically a fantasy adventure movie with more gore than usual. If it was released today it would get a PG-13 at most.
- DirectorKevin SmithStarsJason MewesKevin SmithAmy NobleThe comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.Two goofballs cuss and act naughty while a bunch of slapstick and gross-out gags happen. Hell, this film was so juvenille I think kids would probably enjoy it more than adults. I sure as hell didn't find it funny.
- DirectorMartin ScorseseStarsRobert De NiroRay LiottaJoe PesciThe story of Henry Hill and his life in the mafia, covering his relationship with his wife Karen and his mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito.Violence, gore, dark comedy and a billion quotable foul-mouthed lines ideal for repeating at the table to get the crap smacked out of you. What kid wouldn't love this? My neighbor's son saw this movie and now he wants to be Pesci. All the better if you've seen HOME ALONE already.
- DirectorIshirô HondaStarsTakashi ShimuraAkihiko HirataAkira TakaradaAfter a dinosaur-like beast - awoken from undersea hibernation by atom bomb testing - ravages Tokyo, a scientist must decide if his similarly dangerous weapon should be used to destroy it.A big monster smashes stuff and kills people for an hour. What kid hasn't re-enacted the same scenario with sand castles? Here the violence is actually gone into detail, unlike the sequels, which really were for kids and thus toned down the violence.
- DirectorJames WhaleStarsColin CliveMae ClarkeBoris KarloffDr Henry Frankenstein is obsessed with assembling a living being from parts of several exhumed corpses.For smarter kids who know how to appreciate the classics. It's hard not to feel sorry for the big guy when you're young. Might not actually belong on this list, as the violence is tame by today's standards and kids have loved the Universal Monsters since the 60s.
- DirectorTed KotcheffStarsAndrew McCarthyJonathan SilvermanCatherine Mary StewartTwo idiots try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.Dead people are funny. At every age.
- DirectorKeenen Ivory WayansStarsAnna FarisJon AbrahamsMarlon WayansA year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.Actually, I don't see anyone BUT kids enjoying this stupid crap. Warning: May make your kids retarded or lead them to check out Frideberg & Seltzer's solo movies.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanWhen Stan Marsh and his friends go see an R-rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame.The satirical brilliance will be lost on them, but the swearing and visual jokes won't. See also: TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE.